I stayed home from school today; I have a nasty sinus infection- and to up the ante my sinuses are swollen enough that my face looks puffy. I was shooting for a sick-day free school year, but that isn’t going to happen now.
On the way home from seeing the Nurse Practitioner, I pull over at a gas station. As I am paying for my bottle of tea, I get to the real reason as to why I stopped:
Me: Do you guys have a public restroom?
Lady Behind the Counter: Yes, sir. It is over there where it reads in large, black, block letters that says “Restroom.”